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October 18, 2012


PFFFT. As if.

What's up, you beautiful people~?! I have some sort of off-topic stuff real quick, then to the contest updates I will proceed, kay? Kay. To start, I have absolutely no idea how I became the 'Tyrant' and you all are my minions, but I find it hilarious and am completely blown away at how awesome you guys are. :'D So, I just want to take this moment to thank each and every one of you!

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So sexy~
Not as sexy as you all, of course :iconraepfaceplz:

So! Today is the official first day of our little Sonnet Contest, and boy, do we have a great turn out for contestants! Here is the list of minions that are competing for their chunk of the prize points:


No particular order was given to this list of minions, because I'm just too lazy to alphabetize them ene If you see your name and really hate me for it, please let me know and I'll take you off of the contestants list. If you -don't- see your name and you wish you did, too bad! Hmhm~ just kidding x3 If you want to be added to the contestants list, just let me know.

Now, my gracious minions, I have acquired a couple of you as Boss-Minions, a.k.a BM's or my judges. These deviants names will not be announced until near the deadline so that you cannot attempt to sway them with tempting offers e-e that's just not FUCKING bueno, you hear?! Of course you do. That would also means that WHOEVER YOU ARE you should KEEP YOUR MOUTH IN THE 'CLOSED' POSITION. Or I'll break your fingers while beating you with a live baby octopus. Try me e-e I will fuck you up, dude. Hmhm~ x3 I -would- invite them to be contributors of the group, same as the highest point donor, BUT the FOUNDER of THIS group, that one guy who I haven't heard from in a long time, restricted that from us co-founders for some reason. Sorry guys ono Guess I'll have to think of something else for you. In the meantime, the prize pool is still sitting on a cool 155 points. I'm currently figuring out a fair way to divide those points among 1st 2nd and 3rd place winners. Or the only winner and the 1st and 2nd losers. Ha. Losers. But, anybody who still has a spare point or two or two hundred laying around should -totally- make my day and donate to the prize pool. You don't think that you'll get nothing for donating do you?! Oh, minions, we have much to teach each other! Everybody who donates to the prize pool will get a feature on a blog written by me! You'll just have to trust that that -IS-, in fact, a good thing. Hell, I wish somebody would write about me to over 4000 deviants at once. That'd be cool as a cucumber in ice water in the winter. So damn cool. Also, I understand that there may be a problem with submitting directly to the Sonnet Contest folder. Unfortunately, I am retarded :icondummyplz: <-- I do that while staring at people, and I don't know how to fix this, so I call upon my Tech-Minions to help if possible :helpdesk:

Off topic again, when I call you all 'Minions' I think of those little capsule looking dudes from Despicable Me. I love those guys~ x3

Off topic again, is anybody offended by my use of profanity? Cause apparently one person was on the previous journal and I felt bad that they felt they had to leave because of it... It maaaay be a little stupid to ask at the end of a journal I just used profane language in, but it's not really directed -at- anybody in particular. They're supposed to be humorous little... adjectives. If the general consensus is you hate my nasty-ass, dirty whore of a mouth, I will chew some trident and clean it till it's as clean as the inside of a bottle of germ-x... which I can imagine is probably, -really- fucking clean. Pffft. I fail at this.

Anywhore, that's all I've got for you all now. Remember: Don't want to be in the contestant list, tell me. Same if you -want- to be on it. Today is the first day of the contest and you have until NOVEMBER 8th 2012 to submit your work. But you're smart minions. You knew that already :P Also, any spare points you have would be a great addition to our prize pool on my page and finally, if you mix together a Pegasus and a Unicorn, you get a Pegacorn.

Questions/Comments are always welcome here, at the group, or my page! Alright, you sexy little fuckers! Here we go! Viva la Revolution!

Your always loving-because-he-has-to-be Tyrant :heart:

Okay, you little minions e-e I'm damn proud of you. It hasn't even been a whole 24 hours into the contest and you sexy fuckers are already giving me contest submissions. Badass. :heart: I love you guys. So, since I still have not resolved the folder thing, just submit them to the "Shakespearian" folder and I will manually move them to the contest folder. Just be sure to label it as "Open-Mic-Poetry Sonnet Contest" in the artist comments so that I'll know which one to move. Also, I'd like to update the prize pool. It has now exceeded 200 points. You greedy minions, you. :heart: Cheers, my little ones, and best of luck to you all!
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SovereignSin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Student Writer
I tried submitting an entry, but I got the "This would exceed the 1 deviation per 7 days requirement." ...This is the first thing I've written or submitted in weeks, so I'm not sure why I'd get that error. :p Is there a way around it? I'd really love to be a part of this contest.
SovereignSin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Student Writer
Actually, disregard this. I'm an idiot. My DA didn't update for 10 minutes (for some reason?) to let me know I had already submitted. So sorry for the confusion!
Kataena Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Are we allowed to submit more than one poem to the contest? I wasn't planning on it, but something... pretty sad happened. And I've been writing my teary little heart out. Until I cry. Whence I stop, 'cause I can't see.


Unless the clock on this computer is waaaayyyy off, we still have four days, right?
Invoking Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed we do have four days left. And I am sorry to hear you are going through troubling times ono If you remove your first submission from the contest, I will allow you to submit one that you believe to be better. Please abide by this, and that is all.
Kataena Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Aaaaaaaalrighty |D

I'll probably just leave my first one in, then. A new one shouldn't be much better, if at all. :meow:
MeganLawler94 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Professional Writer
This is *MeganLawler94 from #AnotherContestGroup, and I'd like to inform you that we've found and added your contest to our listings! These listings can be found in our journals, listed by deadline; please allow up to two days to see your contest listed in the journals.

Also, if you're low on prizes to offer, see if you qualify for our Winner's Package. It supplies a journal feature, exclusive admittance into our gallery, and a llama from the staff of ACG if you meet the requirements and send in your contest results at the end of your contest. Please see our FAQ for all the details.

Note us if the deadline changes, or if you would like another contest featured.

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I hope your contest is a success!


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Van-Dunkelschreiber Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok how do we actually enter said contest because it let me submit to the folder
ARH1997 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Nah dude, vulgar language is cool if you can you use it without being annoy. The person complaining was a prick anyway...
Invoking Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah. Thanks for that. Makes me feel -so- much better :meow:
ARH1997 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No problem. Keep being hilarious and we'll call it even. Okay? ;)
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