PFFFT. As if.
What's up, you beautiful people~?! I have some sort of off-topic stuff real quick, then to the contest updates I will proceed, kay? Kay. To start, I have absolutely no idea how I became the 'Tyrant' and you all are my minions, but I find it hilarious and am completely blown away at how awesome you guys are. :'D So, I just want to take this moment to thank each and every one of you!
SWEET. BABY. JESUS, I LOVE THEM RAINBOW LETTERS~!
Not as sexy as you all, of course
So! Today is the official first day of our little Sonnet Contest, and boy, do we have a great turn out for contestants! Here is the list of minions that are competing for their chunk of the prize points:
No particular order was given to this list of minions, because I'm just too lazy to alphabetize them ene If you see your name and really hate me for it, please let me know and I'll take you off of the contestants list. If you -don't- see your name and you wish you did, too bad! Hmhm~ just kidding x3 If you want to be added to the contestants list, just let me know.
Now, my gracious minions, I have acquired a couple of you as Boss-Minions, a.k.a BM's or my judges. These deviants names will not be announced until near the deadline so that you cannot attempt to sway them with tempting offers e-e that's just not FUCKING bueno, you hear?! Of course you do. That would also means that WHOEVER YOU ARE you should KEEP YOUR MOUTH IN THE 'CLOSED' POSITION. Or I'll break your fingers while beating you with a live baby octopus. Try me e-e I will fuck you up, dude. Hmhm~ x3 I -would- invite them to be contributors of the group, same as the highest point donor, BUT the FOUNDER of THIS group, that one guy who I haven't heard from in a long time, restricted that from us co-founders for some reason. Sorry guys ono Guess I'll have to think of something else for you. In the meantime, the prize pool is still sitting on a cool 155 points. I'm currently figuring out a fair way to divide those points among 1st 2nd and 3rd place winners. Or the only winner and the 1st and 2nd losers. Ha. Losers. But, anybody who still has a spare point or two or two hundred laying around should -totally- make my day and donate to the prize pool. You don't think that you'll get nothing for donating do you?! Oh, minions, we have much to teach each other! Everybody who donates to the prize pool will get a feature on a blog written by me! You'll just have to trust that that -IS-, in fact, a good thing. Hell, I wish somebody would write about me to over 4000 deviants at once. That'd be cool as a cucumber in ice water in the winter. So damn cool. Also, I understand that there may be a problem with submitting directly to the Sonnet Contest folder. Unfortunately, I am retarded <-- I do that while staring at people, and I don't know how to fix this, so I call upon my Tech-Minions to help if possible
Off topic again, when I call you all 'Minions' I think of those little capsule looking dudes from Despicable Me. I love those guys~ x3
Off topic again, is anybody offended by my use of profanity? Cause apparently one person was on the previous journal and I felt bad that they felt they had to leave because of it... It maaaay be a little stupid to ask at the end of a journal I just used profane language in, but it's not really directed -at- anybody in particular. They're supposed to be humorous little... adjectives. If the general consensus is you hate my nasty-ass, dirty whore of a mouth, I will chew some trident and clean it till it's as clean as the inside of a bottle of germ-x... which I can imagine is probably, -really- fucking clean. Pffft. I fail at this.
Anywhore, that's all I've got for you all now. Remember: Don't want to be in the contestant list, tell me. Same if you -want- to be on it. Today is the first day of the contest and you have until NOVEMBER 8th 2012 to submit your work. But you're smart minions. You knew that already Also, any spare points you have would be a great addition to our prize pool on my page and finally, if you mix together a Pegasus and a Unicorn, you get a Pegacorn.
Questions/Comments are always welcome here, at the group, or my page! Alright, you sexy little fuckers! Here we go! Viva la Revolution!
Your always loving-because-he-has-to-be Tyrant
Okay, you little minions e-e I'm damn proud of you. It hasn't even been a whole 24 hours into the contest and you sexy fuckers are already giving me contest submissions. Badass. I love you guys. So, since I still have not resolved the folder thing, just submit them to the "Shakespearian" folder and I will manually move them to the contest folder. Just be sure to label it as "Open-Mic-Poetry Sonnet Contest" in the artist comments so that I'll know which one to move. Also, I'd like to update the prize pool. It has now exceeded 200 points. You greedy minions, you. Cheers, my little ones, and best of luck to you all!